PMS (again)

Oh yes..It is THAT time of the month and I'm trying my best here not to be mad at anybody. Especially at him. *tak mau la marah marah. penat dah. mohon dimakbulkan..aminn..*

What is it with women and PMS? dulu kaum kaum lelaki 2-3 kerat ada yang berani tanyer macam tu kat aku...

Kalau nak terangkan, sangat la panjang berjela. Aku malas. Tambah tambah lagi kalau aku sendiri tengah PMS masa tu. Tapi kalau aku jawab "NOTHING. pompuan ialah makhluk yang memang suka mengada dan mencari pasal dan meletakkan PMS semata mata sebagai alasan!!" boleh juga..

Tapi rasanya.... aku tak berlaku adil pada semua perempuan yang harus mengharungi PMS.Kepada mereka yang tak mengharungi PMS sepanjang umur hidup mereka, you're blessed my darling!

I don't know about anybody else but I don't even like myself when I'm on PMS. Hape ko ingat aku suka bloating tummy, tetek bengkak, jerawat, fatigue, mood swing semua makneika benda nih? Cuba tetek ko bengkak sampai tahap ko nak koyak bra ko sendiri or tampar muka sesiapa yang caress tetek ko secara sengaja atau tak sengaja, ko suka? Suka? Aku tak suka!

I can't speak for everybody but it will be good if when your girl is on PMS :

1. you will just leave her and her (my) chocolate obsession alone for a while.
2. ko boleh kurangkan buat aktiviti yang menyakitkan mata dan hati dia. Actually semua benda pun boleh mendatangkan kemarahan sewaktu PMS, so better resort to no 1.
3. make her feel loved without making love, buley? Bagi bunga ke (walaupun ko akan di cop sebagai buang tebiat), kiss dia light light ke. hug dia ke. Tapi jgn lebey2. Nanti dia akan rasa nak terajang korang.
4. kalau tetiba dia kata rambut dia teruk, dia rasa dia gemuk dan dia rasa dia tak cantik, tolong laaaaa...tolongg, jangan la setuju! Tolong la cakap itu semua karut marut walaupun korang rasa itu betul.
5. Untuk lebih selamat, tanda kalendar so korang tau bila dia PMS tu. Makna nya you guys can see it coming so bleh prepare.
6. banyak cengkadak plak nak banyak banyak. korang pikir la sendiri!!

OK, all of these might not work for every women out there jadi sila la guna method trial and error. Hell, Hubs tau apa yang dia patut buat after 4 years fo dating, 2 years of marriage and a son later. So you guys go figure la.....


Excerpt from here : For the most part, in the 7 to 10 days before her period, PMS-inflicted women have been given license to run amok, and survival should be your main goal. While it might seem like she turns into a screaming banshee just to make your life hell, rest assured that it's no picnic for her either. (I couldn't agree more..)

Good luck everybody!